Things that make you go Urgh!!!!
We read some unusual poems and then wrote our own.
Can you spot any alliteration or some rhyming words?
We hope you enjoy them :)
We read some unusual poems and then wrote our own.
Can you spot any alliteration or some rhyming words?
We hope you enjoy them :)
My silly ice-cream poem
My name is Bobby I run the ice-cream store.
I have ice-cream like this.
Brussle sprouts onion custard ice-cream.
Sour hot soup ice cream.
Purple cold mini ice- cream .
Greeny gooey hot pot ice –cream.
Triple tumble bowly ice-cream
Creamy gooey pie ice- cream
Purple triffle truffle ice –cream
Lime leafy ice-cream.
Blue gooey smelly socks ice-cream
Water melon lava ice-cream
Cotton candy carrot custard sprout ice-cream
Tomato stinky socks ice-cream.
Water red ice cream.
What ice-cream do you like?
By Caitlin and Amy
I went to the Doctor, he x-rayed my head.
He said you have coal under a pole,
A snail and a whale,
A hair and a pear,
A lake and a fake snake,
A leech and a peach,
A bear eating a pear on a chair,
A goat and a coat,
A pen in a pan,
A toad on a road
And a fish in a dish.
You have no brain but a lot of junk.
By Ella S. and Devon
Sick
I cannot go to school today said little John and Meg
I have the measles, I have yellow-blue lumps, my brain is turning red
My leg is snapped and my teeth have gone black,
My head turns when my leg moves,
My head is melting like cheese,
When I kick my head turns,
When I sit down, my eyes move.
What is your excuse for not going to school?
By Joel and Ella
My name is Mr Fayecole ,
I run the ice cream shop
I have ...
Coco chocolate spread ants
Choco mmacaroni
Hot chilli soup
Rubber chocolate milk
Hairy hammer head
Coco cola lava straw
Peppa pickle
Cotton candy carrot custard
Cotton candy coco carrot soup
My shop stocks all of these.
What will you buy?
By Faye and Cole
Garden stew
Once there was an old man who lived in a cottage.
Who was making garden stew.
He put in it, beetles’ brains, slimy snot,
Frantic feathers, mouldy mole hill, whiffy water, frogs feet,
tadpoles toes, stinky slugs, gooey grass.
But what would you put in your stew?
Bogeys of a bird.
By Izaac, Adam and Lydia
I am going the doctor for an X-ray on my head.
The doctor said…
There is an orange, an apple,
A pineapple, a lemon as well.
A truck, a duck, a fake doggy doo,
A trike, an ice-cream cone,
A pair of glasses, a nose,
A shark, a little bit of blue,
A grizzly bear, a hair,
A cardboard box and a pencil.
I have looked in your head, he said.
There is not a brain in there.
By Isobel and James
Sick
I cannot go to school today.
I have a frog in my throat,
I hurt my leg when I twist my head,
When it rains I get a pain in my brain,
My teeth go pink when I have a drink,
My eyes go red when I twist my head,
I go yellow when my Mam looks for the meadow,
When I frown I go down.
What’s that you say?
It’s Saturday?
Goodbye, I am going out to play.
By Jimmy and Courteney
I am not going to school today.
I have a tickly tongue.
Yellow body, no brain, spotty skin.
Burning bum, spotty face.
Lumpy legs, tickly nose.
Bubbly brain, spotty bum.
Hurting head, green face.
Terrible toes, hurting hips.
Off to the doctors for a new brain and body I go.
By Josh, Owen and Benjamin J.
THE BOY GOING TO THE DOCTOR .
When I went to the doctors I lay on a bed.
The doctor x rayed my head, the doctor said, “what have you got in your head?”
I have …
Fake doggy doo, a big paIr of glasses,
A picture , a teddy bear , a book , a pen , glue , a big rabbit , a clock ,
A computer, a big sack, scissors , a ruler, games,
A ball of spaghetti bolognaise, a glass of water ,
A chair .
I think I need to go home.
By Shannon and Katie
My funny ice-cream.
My name is Anna and I own the funny ice-cream store
Purple pickle pie ice-cream,
Strawberry sticky snake ice-cream,
Chicken chips cheese ice-cream,
Lava lemon lime ice-cream,
Smartie skunk salad socks ice-cream
Frog firm ice –cream.
By Neve and Joshua.
Ice cream factory
I have an ice cream factory and we sell…
Hairy bear,
Wheat cow ,
Leg of spiders ,
Chocolate blood ,
Sheep hair ,
Cow fish ,
Coco pig soup ,
Which one would you like to eat?
They all taste delicious you are in for a treat.
By Benjamin W, Cameron and Poppy
Ice cream shop
Hello, I’m Billy and I own the ice cream store.
I have …
Lemon potato, macaroni marsipan,
monkey blood lava, ham hammock,
the doublelicious, beetle bogie,
melon mustard, slimey snake,
water melon waffle wheat,
pineapple and pear, peanuts truffle pear,
chocolate, triple.
Which flavour will you choose?
By Sarah and Ross.
My name is Jack,
I run the ice cream shop,
Chocolate mustard custard pudding,
Spider soup.
In my freezer I have lots of ice creams,
beatle soup, bees wings.
Which one would you like ?
By Tyler and Jonathan
My name is Bobby I run the ice-cream store.
I have ice-cream like this.
Brussle sprouts onion custard ice-cream.
Sour hot soup ice cream.
Purple cold mini ice- cream .
Greeny gooey hot pot ice –cream.
Triple tumble bowly ice-cream
Creamy gooey pie ice- cream
Purple triffle truffle ice –cream
Lime leafy ice-cream.
Blue gooey smelly socks ice-cream
Water melon lava ice-cream
Cotton candy carrot custard sprout ice-cream
Tomato stinky socks ice-cream.
Water red ice cream.
What ice-cream do you like?
By Caitlin and Amy
I went to the Doctor, he x-rayed my head.
He said you have coal under a pole,
A snail and a whale,
A hair and a pear,
A lake and a fake snake,
A leech and a peach,
A bear eating a pear on a chair,
A goat and a coat,
A pen in a pan,
A toad on a road
And a fish in a dish.
You have no brain but a lot of junk.
By Ella S. and Devon
Sick
I cannot go to school today said little John and Meg
I have the measles, I have yellow-blue lumps, my brain is turning red
My leg is snapped and my teeth have gone black,
My head turns when my leg moves,
My head is melting like cheese,
When I kick my head turns,
When I sit down, my eyes move.
What is your excuse for not going to school?
By Joel and Ella
My name is Mr Fayecole ,
I run the ice cream shop
I have ...
Coco chocolate spread ants
Choco mmacaroni
Hot chilli soup
Rubber chocolate milk
Hairy hammer head
Coco cola lava straw
Peppa pickle
Cotton candy carrot custard
Cotton candy coco carrot soup
My shop stocks all of these.
What will you buy?
By Faye and Cole
Garden stew
Once there was an old man who lived in a cottage.
Who was making garden stew.
He put in it, beetles’ brains, slimy snot,
Frantic feathers, mouldy mole hill, whiffy water, frogs feet,
tadpoles toes, stinky slugs, gooey grass.
But what would you put in your stew?
Bogeys of a bird.
By Izaac, Adam and Lydia
I am going the doctor for an X-ray on my head.
The doctor said…
There is an orange, an apple,
A pineapple, a lemon as well.
A truck, a duck, a fake doggy doo,
A trike, an ice-cream cone,
A pair of glasses, a nose,
A shark, a little bit of blue,
A grizzly bear, a hair,
A cardboard box and a pencil.
I have looked in your head, he said.
There is not a brain in there.
By Isobel and James
Sick
I cannot go to school today.
I have a frog in my throat,
I hurt my leg when I twist my head,
When it rains I get a pain in my brain,
My teeth go pink when I have a drink,
My eyes go red when I twist my head,
I go yellow when my Mam looks for the meadow,
When I frown I go down.
What’s that you say?
It’s Saturday?
Goodbye, I am going out to play.
By Jimmy and Courteney
I am not going to school today.
I have a tickly tongue.
Yellow body, no brain, spotty skin.
Burning bum, spotty face.
Lumpy legs, tickly nose.
Bubbly brain, spotty bum.
Hurting head, green face.
Terrible toes, hurting hips.
Off to the doctors for a new brain and body I go.
By Josh, Owen and Benjamin J.
THE BOY GOING TO THE DOCTOR .
When I went to the doctors I lay on a bed.
The doctor x rayed my head, the doctor said, “what have you got in your head?”
I have …
Fake doggy doo, a big paIr of glasses,
A picture , a teddy bear , a book , a pen , glue , a big rabbit , a clock ,
A computer, a big sack, scissors , a ruler, games,
A ball of spaghetti bolognaise, a glass of water ,
A chair .
I think I need to go home.
By Shannon and Katie
My funny ice-cream.
My name is Anna and I own the funny ice-cream store
Purple pickle pie ice-cream,
Strawberry sticky snake ice-cream,
Chicken chips cheese ice-cream,
Lava lemon lime ice-cream,
Smartie skunk salad socks ice-cream
Frog firm ice –cream.
By Neve and Joshua.
Ice cream factory
I have an ice cream factory and we sell…
Hairy bear,
Wheat cow ,
Leg of spiders ,
Chocolate blood ,
Sheep hair ,
Cow fish ,
Coco pig soup ,
Which one would you like to eat?
They all taste delicious you are in for a treat.
By Benjamin W, Cameron and Poppy
Ice cream shop
Hello, I’m Billy and I own the ice cream store.
I have …
Lemon potato, macaroni marsipan,
monkey blood lava, ham hammock,
the doublelicious, beetle bogie,
melon mustard, slimey snake,
water melon waffle wheat,
pineapple and pear, peanuts truffle pear,
chocolate, triple.
Which flavour will you choose?
By Sarah and Ross.
My name is Jack,
I run the ice cream shop,
Chocolate mustard custard pudding,
Spider soup.
In my freezer I have lots of ice creams,
beatle soup, bees wings.
Which one would you like ?
By Tyler and Jonathan
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